This is my own little baby santa, Dexter <3 I know he’s fucking gorgeous. Thank you. This is why I say my kid is cuter than all my friends. Look at that handsome boy. <3 If anyone steals this picture, I will fucking rip your god damned tits off, shove em down your throat, and then I will fucking sacrifice you to satan. KTHANKS.
Let’s see, I didn’t let my mommy sleep all night. Luckily, my auntie dooba (horrorstorybloodbath.tumblr.com) watched me for a few hours so mommy didn’t go completely insane. hehe. Let’s see…what else…oh yes..I just decided to cry all damned day for no legitimate reason. I love doing that to mommy. She get’s no sleep and it’s so funny cuz she gets in a really bad mood. lol. hehe. at least i’m fucking cute.
the only song i will fall asleep to. awesome.
(Source: bethosaurus, via fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks)
Pictures of me and my son, Dexter. <3 I know..he’s fucking adorable. He loves his mommy <3 :)
Me and mommy <3
my son Dexter…cuter than all my friend’s kids. lol.
im so damn cute
This is my dog Pollux. My mom went to drop my stepdad off at work today and this is the way he pined for her…for over an hour….lol. He is a 4 year old Bull mastiff and he weighs 182lbs.
This is my doggy, Pollux aka Lump. He missed my bb (grandmother). <3 he woke me up like this. lol
‘My name is Alice. There’s zombies living on my floor.’
The nicest alarm-clock you can have :)
MARRY ME
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY