fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks:

This is my own little baby santa, Dexter <3 I know he’s fucking gorgeous. Thank you. This is why I say my kid is cuter than all my friends. Look at that handsome boy. <3 If anyone steals this picture, I will fucking rip your god damned tits off, shove em down your throat, and then I will fucking sacrifice you to satan. KTHANKS.

fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks:

This is my own little baby santa, Dexter <3 I know he’s fucking gorgeous. Thank you. This is why I say my kid is cuter than all my friends. Look at that handsome boy. <3 If anyone steals this picture, I will fucking rip your god damned tits off, shove em down your throat, and then I will fucking sacrifice you to satan. KTHANKS.

My day today.

Let’s see, I didn’t let my mommy sleep all night. Luckily, my auntie dooba (horrorstorybloodbath.tumblr.com) watched me for a few hours so mommy didn’t go completely insane. hehe. Let’s see…what else…oh yes..I just decided to cry all damned day for no legitimate reason. I love doing that to mommy. She get’s no sleep and it’s so funny cuz she gets in a really bad mood. lol. hehe. at least i’m fucking cute.

the only song i will fall asleep to. awesome. 

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fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks:

Pictures of me and my son, Dexter. <3 I know..he’s fucking adorable. He loves his mommy <3 :) 

Me and mommy <3

fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks:

my son Dexter…cuter than all my friend’s kids. lol.

im so damn cute

i watch this show with my mommy.

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fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks:

This is my dog Pollux. My mom went to drop my stepdad off at work today and this is the way he pined for her…for over an hour….lol. He is a 4 year old Bull mastiff and he weighs 182lbs.

This is my doggy, Pollux aka Lump. He missed my bb (grandmother). <3 he woke me up like this. lol

fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks:

timeflies01:

‘My name is Alice. There’s zombies living on my floor.’

The nicest alarm-clock you can have :)

MARRY ME

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY